I won't listen to you until your mouth is shut. I could find a cure for cancer,but it wouldn't be enough Why the hell do you gotta make it so damn tough? What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-ĭon't strain your brain to remember the word, It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD So I looked at my broken watch, and I said: Then I saw that all he wanted was the time, He said somethin' in latin that I didn't understandĪnd I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers Walkin down the streets in my running shoes lookin' for a showstore "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road Sucka like me to drive by goin' way to fast I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little When you broke both of my shins with a hammer? "Would you please pick up a gallon of milkĮxcept for maybe, like I said, my best friendĪnd my brother and my dad, and my other brother, and his best friend, and that guy's brother as well, and that one guy that used to come and mow our lawn every Saturday that had a cool tattoo of a dragon on his shoulder and it was really neat and stuff.Ĭhained like a dog to the wall in the basement Has your car ever made you think about suicide? You probably think I'm slightly overreacting May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the keyīut for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide. The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead) I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you When you decide driving to the store is a mortal sin Such wonderous variety of problems galore Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye! My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something). Can you tell me how much longer it will be
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